i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about
- who quotes twilight at the other person
- who appreciates cat videos more
- who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
- who lets the other person win in ticklefights
- who chews on their pencil
- who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood
the yays and fucks literally given at eichen house
what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me
Van Gogh thought that too
That is really, really inspiring, actually.
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
Ladies and gentlemen, behold, the Starling City most feared vigilante, Green Arrow, aka Oliver Queen.
do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
After watching “Adventure Time” S06E14 “Princess Day”!!
This scene made me laugh so hard, EXCLAMATION POINT, EXCLAMATION POINT, EXCLAMATION POINT! XD
I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..
but like jared doesn’t even react
he’s just like “oh god, again”
This is the type of marriage I hope to have…..Though she should’ve licked her finger first.
"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"
- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)
god bless this man-child